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First World

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Literature Text

I can't get my cookie to
fit
inside this glass milk

I didn't have enough whip cream to
fit
in my 16oz mocha

I don't get enough problems to
fit
in my open schedule

I can't have a nuclear bomb
fit
into my assault rifle

I need to find some insignificance to
complain
as if it's important

I hate gay people just to
complain
about my own sexual depravity

I hold my guns when people
complain
that I'm not responsible

I hate arabs when they
complain
we kill too many of their people.

If I didn't get enough sprinkles i'll
complain
and demand a refund for the ice cream.



It seems
we're mean
obscene
with football teams
and memes
which means
we can't see
other people unfreed
dying by killer bees
and government mysteries
but for now
lets tow
the feeling of now
before wondering how
we become cows
to our
own sow.



First World
problems
should come
last.
BUT ITS IMPORTANT TO ME.
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wolfgirl2403's avatar
Good poem. I completely agree with it.